Jul 30, 2006

Kubasa In a Glass and other Delights

Saturday afternoon, I was at Harbourfront, seeing both programmes of films offered up by the Winnipeg Film Group, and the Video Pool, also from that city. The first installment was a collection of experimental shorts shot on both film and video. It was a grab bag of styles, from hand processed film to videos which deconstruct the image. (On a sidenote, for the video age, it seems the structuralist filmmaker is as interested in studying pixels as one would have explored film grain thirty years ago). Needless to say there was a Guy Maddin film (his breathtaking ODILON REDON), but there was also interesting work by
Theodore Turner, Deco Dawson, Colin Zipp and Mike Maryniuk, among others.

Between programs I chatted with John Porter a bit, and because the summer heat usually knocks me stupid I had to excuse myself to get a coffee. The closest thing naturally was down by the waterfront at the overpriced food stand, which -gack- "proudly serves Starbucks coffee". I asked the slightly confused counterperson if they had any "non-Starbucks coffee" (which I guess is a lot like doing into a Nike store and looking for Adidas), and I ended up walking away with a "French Vanilla" mocha something. Ah well... Why this sidenote you ask? a) it's part of the Lester Bangs "write about everything and put it in and make it fit" in me; and b), well it DOES fit. It seemed the afternoon was dogged by the corporate shadow. Here we are in a venue which is celebrating artists' independence, yet there's a Starbucks down the hall. I'm not close-minded about it-- I realize people have to get sponsorship somewhere, but the irony lover in me can't help but notice the juxtaposition.

This little sidenote is a precursor for a major change in the program, which I remember reading about in the Globe a few weeks back. The WFG was originally supposed to screen "Death By Popcorn" (if I am quoting the title properly), which was footage of hockey games made from broadcast masters that CTV had thrown in the dumpster. Well, they got on their high horse and forbade them from showing it, because they didn't get permission to use the material which they were throwing away anyway. I guess that's alot like someone yelling at one of those artists who make sculptors out of garbage because "hey, that's MY pop can." I guess no one on the CTV board heard of Man Ray, Craig Baldwin or anyone who takes discarded objects and reshapes them into a new piece of work. But then again, they've been showing recycled garbage for years.

ANYWAY, because of this, they instead programmed "Kubasa in a Glass" (which was also shown at the Images Festival). This is a compendium of Winnipeg local programming, from cheesy commercials like the Hills hawking really loud furniture, to dating services and Crimestoppers ads. It is anchored with footage by local celebs, namely Bea Broda, whom we see being interviewed by Russ Doern. Ms. Broda is-was an aspiring Hollywood actress, but who came back to her native Winnipeg to appear for a gig at the Holiday Inn. This is intercut with her early morning talk show (which I can assume was how she ended up supporting herself after staying in Winnipeg after all), with the opening theme of Pat Metheny's "James". One of her guests is some little girl named Chantal Kreviazuk!

Since the audience was full of "Peggers", they were in gales of laughter throughout the whole thing, largely due to recognition of their interior popped cultural references. To us, it would incite the same kind of knowing laughter if we were watching a compendium of footage with Irv Weinstein, Barry Lillis, Promo the Robot, and that guy from "Strikes Spares and Misses".And even though it was subtitled "Winnipeg's Strangest Commercials", they really weren't that strange, since we also had our share of cheesy local commercials during Late Great Movies (oh, remember when....?) But even so, this movie, told in "10 Acts" (long story) is also an ironic commentary on celebrity, and for that matter how "The Peg" represents itself. Cheery Winnipeg spirit songs underscore Crimestoppers commercials (all, interestingly featuring white males 16 years of age as culprits), and we occassionally see these local celebs lose their mind. We see outtakes for an RV infomercial were the host commonly flubs his lines and starts yelling the F word at everyone or no one. Laurie Mustard and Stan Kolnicek (sic?), both brandishing the famous "Winnipeg moustache", have a weird showdown. Mayor Bill Norrie's address is recut so that his monologue sounds ridiculous (think of what people online are doing with Dubya's speeches)

Then there's the strange case of Uncle Bob, a morning kiddie show host-- a cantankerous old curmudgeon in a cowboy hat (for an Ontario-based comparision, think CKCO's Big Al on the set of Rocketship 7), who we learn was so terrible to his crew that they would commonly sabotage things that wouldn't work on air to make him look like an idiot on air. (Thanks to the omnipresent subtitles, we learn that he was eventually fired for being drunk on air). Among the final segments, we see Uncle Bob trying to find a button on a doll (was this the day he got fired?), and fittingly, we end on another piece of Russ Doern (unsuccesful NDP candidate, and a seemingly dry host who could blend into the wallpaper) interviewing hopeful starlet Bea Broda... then learn that shortly after this interview, Doern shot himself!

As I was coming home, I was humming the Carpenters' "Yesterday Once More", because it is featured in one sequence- both ironically commenting on the retro footage, and how we perceive ourselves. Now, I'm going to show my retro roots here-- I actually like The Carpenters, and whenever their breezy harmonies are used on film, it is always with good effect. They perfectly capture the melancholy onscreen: I am also thinking of "Rainy Days and Mondays" in Michael Landon's final film, US; and of course the liberal use of Carpenters songs in Todd Haynes' SUPERSTAR. Then I came home, turned on channel 24 to see what the temperature was outside (and then would commonly "add 10" for the temp in my apartment), and there was an ad for BT... "here's what you missed on the last Breakfast Television".... I guess it was retro day, because Kevin Whatsisname was lip-syncing "Shannon", and Jennifer Peck had a Shaun Cassidy poster. Then I had THAT damn song in my head all day.